G'day jonny 72, you nearly gave me a heart attack, in fact i laughed so much i nearly didn't make it to the loo

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To be honest i guess it was my mistake in the way i talk and refer to my young lady as my lass

, although i must say it put me in her good book's by referring to her as a young lady Janie is my soul mate not my Daughter.
Sorry i don't mean to embarrass you and to make thing's easier for you, NO i didn't make it to the loo on time either, i laughed so much i ended up with

but i will leave you with the thought's of what happened but i am sat here in my dressing gown
